Proof that Girls are Evil

Found the following on my cousin’s FB. Not to be taken literally.

First we state that girls require time and money

Girls = Time × Money

And as we all know “time is money”

Time = Money

Therefore:

Girls = Money × Money = (Money)²

And because “money is the root of all evil”

Money = √evil (sq root)

Therefore:

Girls = (√evil)² (sq root)

And we are forced to conclude that:

Girls = Evil

Banana Car

According to 5 y.o. Jayden Ho, the car I am driving is called a 'banana car'.

Another Person’s Presumption After Spinxie Attended Prop Ex 2010

B overheard A asking Spinxie the following.

A to Spinxie: So did you make booking for any property yesterday?

But B did not overhear the following.

Spinxie: No

Then Spinxie overheard B telling A the following.

B to A: Spinxie bought a property and is getting married.

Spinxie: ???? (Wow. What kind of presumption is that?)